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1. we've never seen him there, but we can picture it  
  2. Imagine boxer briefs, snug, that outline the package
  3. opposite of allies
  4. picture Jack happily spanking it
  5. bitch had pink breath
  6. this isn't the sexiest term for them
7. Also, cinnamon ___  
8. picture squatting  
9. stud  
  10. picture lips and tongue
11. Call the Orkin man!  
  12. Ron Jeremy probably has nothing on Dr. J!
  13. Well, he sticks it out a lot when you look at vidcaps
14. picture saliva  
  15. sticking his tongue out gives Daniel practice
16. That bottom one is especially luscious  
  17. Little gray butt
18. Daniel sure as hell didn't want to snuggle!  
  19. Daniel don't need no steenkin' Viagra!
20. If his parents were hippes, his dick might still have this 20. The flyboy can't openly boink the linguist. (starts w/ f)
  21. If Jack goes down, we hope Daniel ____ somehow (Jack's doing it badly if Daniel doesn't)
  22. Rhymes with come
  23. Bad music, bad dialogue, don't expect Oscar performances from the 'actors'.
  25. This only truly works well enough in fiction. Ouch.
26. Works well, but not recommended for use with condoms  
27. rhymes with rude  

 

 

1.bubblebath  
  2. underwear
  3. enemies
  4. ass
  5. hathor
  6. nuts
7. bun  
8. sit  
9. horse  
  10. oral
11. replicator  
  12. penis
  13. tongue
14.oral  
  15. licking
16. lips  
  17.thor
18.rest  
  19. erection
20. foreskin 20. furtive
  21. reacts
  22. some
  23.porn
  25. spit
26. Vaseline  
27. nude